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Edited by EpitomeofLowQuality: 11/19/2015 8:23:19 AM
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Alright Bungie, let's talk Lightsabers.

Bungie, let's talk Lightsabers. Ever since you mentioned Swords being added to the game, this has been running through my mind like a [b]Marathon[/b]er. Be honest I want it, and now that I've mentioned it, you want it. Let's make it happen. Omolon specializes in projected energy right? Bam. And they like they like to work with experimental sciences? Double bam. There's your foundry to do it. This is not a petition. Please don't sign this. But spread the news. Like this. Share it to your groups. Make sure Bungie gets this because I know the second Luke Smith hears this, it [u]will[/u] happen. Thank you for your time.

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  • Maybe guardians can make their own hilt designs just like Jedi do

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  • Then Disney would buy it out and we would see the traveler turn into Mickey -blam!-ing Mouse!

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  • Bump

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  • Do it!

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  • If you want lightsabers pick up battlefront in november.im sure by then 95% of the people will have blown thru the content of TTK and be ready for something fresh.

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  • You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia surprise! There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes. But you can do jiu jitsu… body slam Shia LaBeouf. Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf. But blood is draining fast from your stump leg. He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. You’re chopping off his head now…. You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf. His head topples to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.

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    • Edited by Dredd_fan: 9/1/2015 11:48:52 AM
      Not a bad idea but lets be honest Bungie would nerf it.

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    • Yes, lightsabers! Come on Bungie! *throws money at the screen* We already have speeder bikes, might as well throw in some lightsabers.

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    • And faster than Luke blew up the Death Star, or Jar Jar ruined the phantom menace, George Lucas sued Bungie into the ground.

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      • God f*cking dammit, f*ck off with this sh*t. You people want everything. Lightsabers? Go play star wars. Whatever that antitank gun from halo was? Go play halo. Standard guns? Go -blam!-ing play CoD.

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      • The only way they could do this legit is if they signed a deal with Disney. I ask you do you really want that?

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        • Edited by CascadeRanger: 9/1/2015 12:51:53 AM
          PZZZZZSSSHHHHH!!!! WUUUUUUAOW... WUUUUUUAOW... VWOOM!! VWOOM!! Whoa... Just cut my hand off...

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          • Why the heck not? Defiance did it & got away with it by avoiding the L word & making the sound effects subtle.

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          • My life would be complete if I could wield a lightsaber in Destiny. Imagine the duels you could have with Crota. You could taunt him and tell him you're his father, then encase him in carbonite and hang him on the wall. Mission accomplished.

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          • BUMP. A cool claymore style light sword would be perfect for the new titan armour!!!!

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          • Bump

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          • A katana. If Bungie did the Hayabusa armor, they can do a -blam!-ing laser katana

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            • -blam!- sabers, I want laser nunchuks. Now those take skill to use.

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              • well technically this is our earth in the future right? so star wars would be like a classic film to them right? So Omolon gets inspired by their technological break throughs and decides to make a hive-like sword with their tech modeled off the light sabers from the classic star wars films. Plot hole filled.

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                  This gif is just wow lmfao. Bump

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                • They may not be called light sabers, but come the DLC after TTK, when the swords are not a special few weapons, and they appear everywhere, we'll get some laser types

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                • I realize weapons aren't usually class specific but it would be cool to see ligthsabers that are built for each class. Like dual wielding for hunters since they are agile, double bladed or staff lightsabers for titans since they are the strongest and regular lightsabers for warlocks since they are more somewhere in the middle.

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                • I can't wait for this one. ---- hairflip

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                • No -blam!- lightsabers and that colossal demi god of overrated garbage.

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                • Only if equipable by Arc warlock

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                    Wow just wow. This is not Star Wars

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