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5/1/2015 9:49:29 PM
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What is the point of Peregrine Greaves?

Seriously, why would anyone ever equip this? Why would you want bonus shoulder charge damage in the air? It is already a OHK in almost all PVP, and you'd be crazy to try it in Trials of Osiris, so it would only maybe work for Iron Banner. And unless we are talking about OHK majors and ultras, why would people ever want this for PVE? Seriously, unless there is something I'm missing, I'd rather them just not add it so it does not pollute the exotic pool like NLB did :/ Am I missing something? #DeadOnArrival

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