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Edited by DangerMouseRoFl:
10/9/2015 1:45:55 AM
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There was this one night when I was at my friend's house with two others. I was sitting down having a casual game and all of a sudden I'm being pelted with credit cards. Like, actual cancelled credit cards. My friend has paranoia and cancels his credit cards every two weeks to make sure nobody 'steals his money'. I forgot to mute it and here is me screaming "STOP THROWING CREDIT CARDS AT ME YOU DICK" Mind you, the stack consisted of 50, so there was a lot. I put the mic down on the lounge and started throwing them back, making ninja noises as I threw them around. As the fun died down, I get back to the game, and the only thing I hear is "Welcome back Sensei".
EDIT 1: I cannot believe this thing is still alive (O_o)
EDIT 2: Well guys, my friend hasn't got bad paranoia anymore. He saw a counselor and went to the bank to sort stuff out about those cards. He still has those cards though. Those goddamn cards...
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Lmaoooooooooooooooo
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I don't get it
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How would you react if you had literal credit cards thrown at you like ninja stars?
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I mean the welcome back sensei part
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sensei sɛnˈseɪ/ noun (in martial arts) a teacher. I was pretending to be a ninja and when I got back I was called sensei. Most martial arts people have a sensei
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Ok, I know what It means just kinda was confused
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Laugh probably
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Hahahaha nice!!
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this is pretty good lol.
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I died while reading this XP
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got me dyin this is hilarious
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Your friend might be the weirdest person ever and should seek medical attention if they really do that every two weeks and had 50 to throw at you... Does he not realize if someone stole his credit card and bought stuff as soon as he reported it he would get his money back basically?
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Dammnit now I've got soda coming out of my nose.
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Come on guys, you got to give a bit of "credit."
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Gold!
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YUSS lol
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Hahah
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oh my god does that guy have a zero credit score
