I saw a joke about this once. (Cayde walks up to Shaxx. "Hey, I saw that guardian look a little confused." Shaxx replied, "He was wondering why we were fighting each other instead of the Darkness." Cayde asked, "Ahh, a question for the ages. What did you tell him?" Shaxx replied "I told him the truth. That the Crucible is the perfect place to train. By forging yourself against other trained to use the light, you will be prepaired for more than anything the Darkness throws at us." Cayde replied, "A wise answer. Honest and inspiring." They stare at each other for a moment... "Bwahahahaha!!! And he actually bought that?" Cayde asked. "Like dimestore cheeseburgers, man. Whoa whoa, hold up. Watch this." Shaxx said as he pulled a screen up from behind the shield on his wall. Suddenly, on screen, you see a Warlock get facerolled by a hunter with a shotgun. They hear "Oh my freaking GOD! Blink needs to be nerfed!" Cayde and Shaxx start laughing their ass off staring at the screen. Then Shaxx pulled out a little mic. "Fight Harder" "I am! God -Blam!- shoulder charge again." Lord Shaxx leans in closer... "Youve almost lost." Cayde bursts out laughing again, when Ikora walks in. "I could hear you laughing while I was way in the other room. I am TRYING to study this text... Are you watching Crucible matches? Im in." On screen, a Titan uses Fist of Havoc on the heavy ammo spawn, and the entire enemy team explodes in anger and frustration. The collection of mentors around the screen burst out in almost uncontrollable laughter. Then the NM representive speaks over the intercoms... "You pitiable disgrace of a Vanguard! We can hear you laughing all the way over here!" The mentors get a slight look of shame on their face. "I mean, you were watching Crucible matches, and you didnt tell us RIGHT AWAY!?! New Monarchy has 2000 glimmer on the team with two Thorns." "FWC has 3000 on the team with 4 Titans" Lakshmi chimes in. Commander Zavala walks in. "There is no honor in this." A serious look upon his face. "Who watches something this great without popcorn? Hey Cayde! Where's the popcorn?" Meanwhile, Master Rahool has succesfully decrypted another legendary engram into a toaster.) Credit is not mine, but regardless... I'll be here all week! GOODNIGHT LAST CITY!!!