I would prefer to have R. Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket.
Fall off the edge of the map - What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Kill the entire opposing team at the heavy crate - I like you! I'm gonna let you come over and F my sister.
Kill yourself with a rocket launcher - Did your parents have any children that lived?
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I would love this! "You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece"- after you get blown up by someone else's rocket launcher