[quote]>I prayed to master chief every night >my dad hears me and calls me a scrub >I call him a grunt >he energy swords me >I run into my room crying >I feel something warm behind me >it's master chief! >I spread my cheeks wide >he fills my bum with his gravity hammer >my dad comes in >master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub" >master chief is love, master chief is life[/quote]