Badger loads the sniper rifle as he is perched in a position that gives him the most taticool advantage he can get. He decided to bring an m60 since he can't hit shit and would rather gun everyone down. As he waits for the target to apear while he over watches lincolns favorite coffe shop and he takes a close observation of everyone in the shop and in it he sees: Lincoln peg bio purse,elbow maccorini, coherent badger, bastage his alt I mean mentor, Cattie the love of his b.net life *gulp*, KC , going ham, cata, batman, and as he looks to the heavens that gives his demon skin sun burn from his recent siege of the holy city Archos stating down on bnet seeing them to their own devises and was angry and made badger the purest of the floodians(jk he just suxs his wee wee the most) the power to eliminate all the cancerious members. So badger takes his time to think no wait that requires a brain, as he has his demon servants think for him who to shot he decided to kill the leader of the greatest source of toxic in all of b.net LLC and kill their leader Lincoln so he prays to satan that his shot will be true and only hit Lincoln. And unloads on the coffee shop how ever, badger is an autist and tried to shot at a coffee shop that is 2,000 yards away with a light machine gun and misses all his shots and as the belt goes click he sees that his bullets were as accurate as his money shot no wait sex is abomination still. What I mean is the demon semen flows to the river Styx and all the bullets ended up in the river Styx and badger says screw you hail satan so he brings his 18 wheeler with a canister full of the blood of virgins that he got from his blood over flow pools in badger town and draws a pentagram with chalk and flood it with blood until satan appears in the flesh and scolds badger calling him an autist for still using chalk to summon him they switched to summoning salt a 1,000 years ago and he still does it wrong but badger tells satan to sux his wee wee jk that is abomination what he asks of him is to bring death to Lincoln kc and elbow maccorini and satan told badger how his brimstone shot is as accurate as his money shot and badger says screw this and pulls out his wee wee of doom and just shoots maggots at his enemies and Cattie shows badger her wee wee because sex is abomination and satan is a fag but still cool jk badger is a closet Christian and is satanic for the cookies and then Cattie shows badger her tits for rescuing her from the beg bios and then badger says as much as I would like to secks you I am bound by satan sacrifice who I secks so no because it is well abomination
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Enemy badger above