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8/25/2015 6:51:52 PM
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Describe a member of the Flood
Let me guess who you're talking about
[spoiler]I am entitled to one extra hint pls ;-;[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesFgt Neckbeard Heresy Horse vag
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1 ReplyYou're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head. And death in his eyes. But you can do Ju Jitsu. (You can do it) Body slam superstar Shia Labeouf. Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf. But blood is draining fast from you stump leg. He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. Your chopping of his head now... You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf. His head toppled to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia Labeouf. [spoiler]my goal is to be known as the one who spams this...[/spoiler]
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44 RepliesOooh. Good thread, OP. GG. I'm going to do multiple. 1. A lot of people question if she really is guy by the way she acts etcetc. 2. He's such a ladies man but modestly denies it. 3. She changes her username so much. 4. He used to be a shitposter here. His waifu is Elsa. 5. He is the male version of me and I love it. 6. Everyone calls her popular and she modestly disagrees. Cutie. 7. Rekts my ass so hard over Halo and whatnot on Xbox but friends nonetheless. Damn. I couldn't think of 10. I'll do more later. Come back next time! <3
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9 RepliesShe's happy
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6 RepliesShe's the best advice giver of the flood and also has Hot Chocolate! [spoiler]Griz plz gus[/spoiler]
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11 Replies5 different people: 1. Eats destIcles. 2. Has a healthy level of respect for Boxxy. 3. Has multiple personalities and all of them are douchebags. 4. Is chubby, preachy, and just generally annoying. 5. Is the hottest truck driver I've ever seen.
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15 RepliesHe went on a PG crusade to save the children and you all disappointed him with your offensive posts.
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2 RepliesEdited by InsipidPanda: 8/26/2015 2:43:13 AMHe wears a towel and has a paper bag over his with a gold medal and two watches
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7 RepliesThree people A Guy who Makes it his Business to Hate on All of America A Guy who starts Religious wars everywhere he goes, and is twelve and a stupid Idiot A Desticle
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10 RepliesEdited by The Cellar Door: 8/28/2015 5:05:37 AM1. "I'm homeless donate to me" 2. "The cure for cancer is hash oil" 3. Cosmic Wang 4. "The Sniper Rifle Shoots Too Far" 5. Sears list. (Group) 6. "What should I change my gamertag too?" 7. Likes 14 year olds. Just a couple for the pre-Destiny people around here.
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1 ReplyPosts a LOT of pony 18+ shit
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12 RepliesShark cock.
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32 RepliesEdited by Deleted: 9/22/2015 4:34:26 PMNobody guessed it.
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3 RepliesHe likes a particular animal. It IS him. And it IS him. He IS the animal. Which animal?
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6 RepliesShe is known for her taxi driving
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8 RepliesI'll give you a couple. 1. He uploaded a tasteful nude wearing only a hat. 2. Spastic bitchy 13 year old, who lost all his friends by kicking them from things. He always complains about literally anything, I got banned from his group for calling him out about calling my group shit, and leaving because he didn't get admin. His group is a hotel. 3. Not very well known, he's "jajey." He made the threads: "Just bought juice AMA, and Why are you still alive." ~More to come~
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20 RepliesEdited by II Smiggles II: 8/26/2015 1:00:11 PM1. Arguably one of the most lusted after members on the flood. A model and cosplayer. Often posted selfies and admin of a popular private group. 2.One of the first (but probably the most well known) feminists of the flood. Had her own blog and frequently wrote articles about the oppression, privileges, racism (et cetera) of the modern world. 3.Got caught with weed and had a college opportunity lost (if I recall correctly) His name is a misspelling of a shoe worth eating.
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15 RepliesEdited by MrsPlatinumOG : 8/26/2015 7:49:41 PMEveryone has her emblem of the Queen but for some reason her name and her whole persona seems to fit more with the Queens emblem. She is a likable female on here and coming from another female I think she's pretty daym cool. She also doesn't draw attention to herself, she's just there.
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10 RepliesHe liked everyone's post
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11 RepliesShe was extremely pink and widely disliked.
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15 RepliesFlirts with pretty much everyone on offtopic
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3 RepliesEdited by PapaSanders2309: 8/28/2015 12:01:07 AMFamous for having a gorilla with a cowboy hat and a mega phone as a profile pic
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5 RepliesHe is my boy, His catch phrase is "blueisbestwaifu", if he reveals himself via commenting I will steal his waifu during mating season.
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8 RepliesHas and emblem just like me! Now there's only two users that I know that use this emblem. Good luck.
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5 Repliesdamstr8bbygurl animal not fgt Hint: [spoiler]u bby[/spoiler]
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4 Replies#Horsecockisbestcock
