Motherfckrs, we're here..
It's time motherfckrs...
Motherfckrs, in the short time we've played this game we have each handed Bungie enough money to feed 500,000 starving South Africans... These are men, women, and children dying that we could have saved by shifting this currency over to them... Motherfckrs, instead we have used that money on games, and dlc's to grind for weapons, and armor in year 1 that are now water guns, and bathing suits....
Motherfckrs, as we stand on this ship we have nothing from year one equipped...... It's like we went to Vegas, gambled away the house, and the casino felt bad so they gave us a complimentary casino Tshirt..... One size to small motherfckrs.......... Owned... Ice cold...
Motherfckrs, Gjallarhorn... As you all know, none of us here have one equipped.... Except Mike... He is having separation anxiety.. It's gonna be ok Mike............... Man the fckk up motherfckr...... It's over, the weapons dead........ Let it go..
Motherfckrs, as you all know, Bungie trolled thousands just weeks ago by selling the most sought after weapon in the game, the Gjallarhorn.... Thousands didn't have it yet...... Mike, I'm looking at you btch........ Bungie executed the most epic troll in the history of trolls.. Not only announcing a nerf of the weapon, not only having Xur sell that weapon, but announcing that the weapon will not be taken into year 2.... Cold as ice......... Cold... As... Ice... Motherfckrs.... Bungie trolled hundreds of thousands of players by selling them..... yes..... you guessed it motherfckrs...... Xur sold them all a giant exotic trumpet...... Owned motherfckrs.. Owned...... Ice.... Ice cream owned...
Motherfckrs, we stand here today about to enter this damn ship that will no doubt be a cake walk in the coming weeks when a nerd posts the Oryx glitch on Youtube that makes his leg fall off if you disconnect your router........
Motherfckrs, but today we struggle, and enter this dark alien butthole to kill this mothrfckr with our $300 worth of gear, weapons, shaders, and emotes...
Some of us here will be carried.. Mike, I'm looking at you............ Most of us will probably rage quit... But some of us will taste victory..
Motherfckrs, last time we did this Bungie blessed us with Necrochasm...... Motherfckrs, I shot that thing once, and couldn't even take the damn thing into year 2.... Owned again... Owned..... Ice....
Motherfckrs, we can't be certain what we are gonna see in there today.. Theres only one thing that's guaranteed... None of the sht we get here today will be taken into year 3...
Now let's kill some sht motherfckrs...
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We can take all exotics into year 2 tho 😐
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Yes but many will not get a year 2 upgrade making them essentially useless in year 2
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Lol or they'll be just as good as they are now 😂
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Which would make them useless in year 2 stuff
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By theory. Watch. They'll all be retooled for year 2. Damage fluctuations and all. You'll be able to use them cause you can get them from the rewards on te dreadnaught
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Hahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Shit* mother f[i]u[/i]ckers*