The country formula is truck, tractor, America, random rural town and Jesus. Follow that and you'll have a guaranteed country hit. You don't even have to string them into a coherent set of lyrics. You can just blurt them out randomly.
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What do you get when you play country backwards? You get you wife back, you get your kids back, you get your dog back, you get your trailer back, you get your pickup back, you get your tractor back....
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Lol An oldie but true.