Country... At least modern country. Pretty much all it is these days is Brittany spears with a slide guitar. They all sing about the same old bullshit too.
The old stuff is good though it had heart and was real unlike the modern stuff which seem to just follow a retarded formula to appeal to hicks. Give me Willy Nelson, give me Marty Robbins, Give me Johnny Cash, give me Hank Williams...
This bubblegum pop country stars could -blam!- right off though.
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Edited by overdrive7538: 8/21/2015 9:47:50 AMThe country formula is truck, tractor, America, random rural town and Jesus. Follow that and you'll have a guaranteed country hit. You don't even have to string them into a coherent set of lyrics. You can just blurt them out randomly.
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What do you get when you play country backwards? You get you wife back, you get your kids back, you get your dog back, you get your trailer back, you get your pickup back, you get your tractor back....
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Lol An oldie but true.