was that kid with 4 friends who never left their comfort zone after being given the silent friend zone treatment by a girl I liked She became rude To make matters worse I also was caught falling and jizzed in my childhood bully's face then he ate me then o had to cut my way out with a tooth pick I then climbed out of his nose to find out that I wasn't In the right class so o had to walk out awkwardly and be late to math class, then I realized that when I was in the jerks belly my clothes were gone then everyone saw my dong hanging to the floor and snaking back up. So I roll it up and shove it in my class mates panties because she gave them to me, its lunch time. -blam!- its Obamas lunch so I walk to the vending machine and realize that I forgot my thing at home, I'm very addicted to it so my hands are shaking from withdrawal and my panties burst and my snake dick then smashes my childhood bully, oops. My withdrawal is bad now I'm jumping on the teacher with my dong out yelling "TENDIES" I see my mom into a window with my tendies I then start yelling and I break the window and then I jump on the tables screaming about my tendies, my mom then sees me with an angry face, she throws my tendies away in aware of my addiction. My dong grabs onto the ceiling fan and I start spinning yelling for my tendies. I cri erry time