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Is it my responsibility to keep track of other people's semen?
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Do you think it is? Is it not at the very least your responsibility to make sure a stranger does not enter your house and allow your wifi router to enter him?
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Why is a stranger performing sex acts with my router in the first place?
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Could it have been a long time fantasy? Is your wifi router oddly stimulating and appealing?
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Does this sex offender think all machines are like cortana, and that's the reason there's speed inside my router?
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Don't you think that could be a possibility? Do you yourself find your router to be attractive?
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Am I being insensitive if I say no?
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Why would you be insensitive, is it, at this point, just a possibility that has neither been proved or disproved?
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It's been proved a right? Am I correct?
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Do you like this semen substance that you speak of?
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Would you mind reminding me of when I mentioned semen?