In high school, there was this piece of crap who never stopped talking that played clarinet. My band teacher was one of my favorites. He was old but played video games and was super nice, but, like me, hated this clarinet kid. Well one day the kid was particularly talkative, and the teacher lost it. He picked up a desk, hurled it into the back of the room where no one was, and said [b]"JOEY, SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SPIT DOWN YOUR THROAT".[/b] Best thing I've ever heard in my life.