...when in the distance you hear the faint chant. "Crab people. Crab people. Crab people." The chanting grows louder, you know you can't stay longer. As you begin to stride away, you notice rustling in the underbrush. You peer closer attempting to make out the figure that is snooping around in the woods. The figure finally emerges from the bushes, rears back on its hind legs showing its true height and power, you scream, "It's Griizly!" Griizly roars in defiance as you dash in the opposite direction. You run for what seems like forever when finally you reach your stallion, a 2015 Toyota Prius, [i]awww yeah.[/i] You turn the key in the ignition and your car purrs to life, you rev it a few times because the sound of the highly efficient engine is like ecstasy in your ears. You turn on the radio only to be hit with the hottest single of 2015. "Dam U a str8 baby girl" by DJ Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats hot enough to melt steel beams since 2001. Just as you are about to coast off and leave the woods, Griizly slams into the side of your car and you flip into a ditch. Quickly, you scramble to exit your burning mess of a vehicle, one single tear escapes your eye. You look at Griizly, laying on the ground, blood pooling out of his side. The chanting begins again, louder now. "Crab people, crab people, taste like crab, talk like people." Your eyes widen with horror as you finally find out what is chanting. Emerging from the woods, you see Charlemagne, followed by Recon, Bobcast and Daz. They're all crouched walking sideways like crabs toward you. You scream in horror as Charlemagne grabs you and points you in the direction of one more fifth member of their group. Again, you try to scream, but upon seeing this fifth member you no longer can. It's Achronos. The chanting continues around you. You meet the gaze of Achronos and you feel your brain begin to melt, he reaches out and grabs your tongue, pulling out and bring all of your organs with, effectively turning you inside out. You're laying on the ground now, a heaping mess of flesh and blood, yet you're still alive. Charlemagne looks at Achronos and says, "What should we call this one, master?" Achronos laughs a mighty and haunting laugh and says, "We'll call this one...Cozmo." [spoiler]shiashiashiashiashiashiashiashiashiashiashiashiashiashiashiashiashiashiashiashia[/spoiler]