"No! It's coming!" *grains of salt start sprinkling from the sky* "OUR DOOM IS UPON US!" *the salt starts falling more rapidly, and in turn, the unmistakable crack of screaming squeakers BOOMED across the land* "THE HOLY MERCIFUL GOD IS UNLEASHING HIS WRATH UPON US!" *tears began falling from the sky, alongside the salt* "NOOOOOO!!" *begins drowning in salty tears, hearing screams and squeaks moments before his death, the last thing he saw was a streak of final round bullets, raining down on the surface, everything sped up, and the squeaks became louder and louder and LOUDER until he disintegrated into salt* The end.[spoiler]If you'd like more fun, picture the voice of the person as one of the annoying people from Red vs Blue who worship the flag and crap and have those really annoying voices. I get this thought due to going on a nostalgia trip and watching the first 4 seasons of RvB yesterday.[/spoiler]