I'M BACK FROM MY PATROL, SIR!!! It wasn't easy but i've manage to return with 247 buckets of pure, salty tears. Bradley and Johnson didn't make it, but as they died they gave us their final tears as well which I saved in these vials. I only request that we use the tears of our fallen comrades as a last resort, and use the salt from the other tears first and foremost. We can use the salt to preserve and season food, and the water from the tears to bathe in and chug down our toasty, dry throats. It as the legends foretold out there, it is hard for a pimp.