This is MY epic tale about Gjallarhorn. I woke up this morning, knowing Xür, that some of a beach would be here today. Not knowing what he was selling i got on regardless. I did a few bounties and then came across him while walking around the tower. ( yes i actually walk around the tower for no reason. ) i look at what crap he has brought me today. Insurmountable Skullfort? Pathetic. Achlyophage Symbiote? Horrible. Light Beyond Nemesis? Weak. Finally, i come across the so-called elusive Gjallarhorn; something everyone thought he would never sell again. Me being the unlucky scrub without one decide i should get one so i can be a true MLG pro like the cool kids. It was happening. Holding the "A" button felt like a year to complete but i finally had done it. I Earned my Gjallarhorn by looking at Xür's inventory and holding the "A" button for 3 seconds. And THAT ladies and gentlemen, is my gruesome story of how i worked so hard to get Gjallarhorn.