raise the shields
prepare the food for the long winter
and grab your guns
prepare for the SALT APOCALYPSE
"cocks hardlight"
English
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Sir permission to join the patrol *fixes red death's bayonets*
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just come back soldier
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Survivors are still pouring in sir. It doesn't look good out there. *prepares Red Death's bayonet*
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whatever you do don't succumb to the salt come back to your wife and child!
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Sir the situation is worse than we feared! The salt levels are rising drastically! Few survivors located and redirected to salt shelter. Recommend sealing it upon their arrival! Will continue to stay on station as long as possible. If I don't make it sir tell my wife...I had another wife. Over and out.
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10-4 good buddy I'll let her know and soldier give them hell
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Linked up with a few guardians sir but it doesn't matter. The salt was too much. Two were consumed by it. Now there's only three of us. We're trapped inside a decrepit building and the salt will be inside any minute now. Its over for us. Traveler be with the salt shelter. Traveler be with us all. Titan recon signing off.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU BUNGIE DAMN YOU TO HECK "RUNS INTO THE SALT W/ HARDLIGHT SHOOTING AT THE SALT"
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Understood! *salutes* I'm taking a patrol out to search for survivors.
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good luck soldier
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*Pulls dragons breath out of the vault*
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Pulls out crate full of gjallahorn s
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NO!!!! PUT THOSE AWAY, THOSE ARE SALT MAGNETS!!!!! YOU WILL DOOM US ALL WITH THAT NUMBER!!!!
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What am I going to do with the $emi truck of gjallahorn$ outside?
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THROW THEM INTO THE SALTY SEA!!! LET THEM DROWN FOR OUR SURVIVAL!!!! The entertainment to be had from watching all the Salt revolve around them is simply a bonus ;)
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Or... We can all hold one and fire it into the air and watch as the blast and wolf pack rounds blow up like fire works. Then they can cry in anger.
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And then their rage will turn to us... you will doom us all!!!!
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I'm fine with that ;P