Come here to be safe from the salt on the forums. What can you bring to help?
We have food rations for this who need it
Edit-Salt is allowed for popcorn and french fries!! All foods can have salt!
Edit2- the windows have been locked down!! The door still stands open for those needing shelter!
We have Darude saltstorm in the jukebox.
We also have through the salt and flame
The salt is still flowing strong!
We need weapons! Tanks! Warthogs! Tricycles!
We're running out of water, French fires, and popcorn!! Quick! We need more!
This video shows the response to the salt. All the salt... In a can. It's horrifying.
https://youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
Alright boys. We've spent our time cowering, letting our numbers grow.. But it's time we strike back! No longer will we sit passively in here while those salty sons of guns bear on our door, we are gonna show em' what it's like to be ALIVE! There is nothing a shogun can't solve! There is NO sickness that a tank shell cannnnot cure! They've driven us into a corner, and it's about time we fight back! *pats tank* usually the lord works in strange and mysterious ways... But not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing DEVINE intervention... If God is love.... Then you can call me Cupid.
They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
The vex are by our side!
We have smart AI on our side as well!
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Here is ammo to post on salty kids posts
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Edited by Jackal XIII: 8/15/2015 4:09:52 PMJust came in from the crucible. The salt is heavy among the elite frontlines.
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I brought a rifle, 20 cans of soup, and 3 packs of bottled water. I recommend that we send scouts out to see if the chaos is calming down.
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I cams from the desert of salt. All of my pockets are filled with salt
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Can I get some water? Ventured out into the city and the high sodium levels almost killed me. Something about a "Gjallarhorn"?
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I came from the country side I got 3 shotguns and ammo for some the salt had just reached there and I heard about this promise land so what's the plan for these salt monsters
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I brought ganja anyone gotta light?
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Hey guys! I brung some ghorns. . Anyone need? Lol
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Save is!
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The storms wearing down
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I bring gifts from the SURFACE WORLD! The trek was dangerous. These are what i attained: Bread Butter Jello Pudding Scented candles(it smells like a locker room down here) Can o beans Old iPod The band rush And unsalted mashed potatoes with gravy May i enter?
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Guys I brought some Ghorns! Xur's been selling them at a great deal!
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You can have some french fries, but they're gonna be awful bland without some salt.
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[i]Supplies here. Anyway, where is the man ordered stupid sandwich?[/i]
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I'll bring more jellohorns
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I brought some dogs that are trained to bark if someone infected by too much salt shows up to the entrance disguised as a civilian. Oh and they also bark at Arnold Swarzinager for some reason. Can I come in?
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[i]where is the man who ordered goddamn sandwich. Seriously..[/i]
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[i]This post now supported by Smart Ai. Summoning drones..[/i]
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I got this.
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I've brought tea and popcorn but I ate all the fries on the way here, can I be let in? I DEFENDED XURNERS DAMMIT
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Oh no! They contaminated our drinking water with salt... BY OSMOSIS!!!
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[i]hell, forum is still salty as -blam!-.[/i]
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The docter is in the house! I will help treat anyone with sodium poisoning.
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*delivering support from A spartan's meeting*