Come here to be safe from the salt on the forums. What can you bring to help?
We have food rations for this who need it
Edit-Salt is allowed for popcorn and french fries!! All foods can have salt!
Edit2- the windows have been locked down!! The door still stands open for those needing shelter!
We have Darude saltstorm in the jukebox.
We also have through the salt and flame
The salt is still flowing strong!
We need weapons! Tanks! Warthogs! Tricycles!
We're running out of water, French fires, and popcorn!! Quick! We need more!
This video shows the response to the salt. All the salt... In a can. It's horrifying.
https://youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
Alright boys. We've spent our time cowering, letting our numbers grow.. But it's time we strike back! No longer will we sit passively in here while those salty sons of guns bear on our door, we are gonna show em' what it's like to be ALIVE! There is nothing a shogun can't solve! There is NO sickness that a tank shell cannnnot cure! They've driven us into a corner, and it's about time we fight back! *pats tank* usually the lord works in strange and mysterious ways... But not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing DEVINE intervention... If God is love.... Then you can call me Cupid.
They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
The vex are by our side!
We have smart AI on our side as well!
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Working double time here...
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Finally I found shelter
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*knocks on door "Please can anyone spare an extra smoke or a dollar? I'm really hungry. I lost my job and my wife when the salt came. I have no place to call home. Please!! the salt.....its.....it's everywhere!! Let me in!! "
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There are others! Oh thank sweet RNGesus. I thought I was the only one who made it. Well there WERE three of us but got hungry and I ended up eating the other two to survive. How can I ever go back to civilized society.
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I brought a Lucy Lui bot filled with popcorn, let me in.
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Don't worry! We can survive this, like we did with icebreaker.
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I brought a package of lightbulbs and some water. All I could bring before my house was destroyed by a giant salt crystal.
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There is so much salt and tears that i think there may be a new ocean forming
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*Ulrock the Vile* "I brought my Chlamydia!"
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Thanks for the shelter friend, tho I am just busy laughing at the amount of NaCl raining from elitist tears
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I brought the salt [spoiler]so we can sacrifice it in front of them...[/spoiler]
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I brought 10 rations!
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I have brought some sweet rolls and mead. Also some guards to protect the main gate
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P.O.P! Hold it down!
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Anybody need hookers and blow? We got these rocks too. ;P
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There's a nice place that I came from where there is no salt. It's called [b][i]Off Topic![/i][/b]
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*coming in for another supply run*
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I came here to escape for the whining.... I am a day oner and I had gjallerhorn before but I don't care about being an elitist prick like some others on here
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I brought some armor plating, ammo, and a tank.
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*walks in covered in salt* I've... I've seen some things man.. Some stuff.. I wouldn't recommend it.
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*BEATS ON DOOR* HELP ME!!!!! THE TEARS ARE COMING!!! AAAHHHH!!!!!!
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Save the snails !
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Lotsa salt today...whoooo. eyes are burning.
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I bring Xur bought Gjallarhorn's. If the salt comes near the shelter I'll just form a barricade of Gally's, the salt is incapable of passing through them.