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8/12/2015 12:29:25 AM
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I think I have a problem...

I have something I need to get off my chest. I'm not proud of my actions, but I don't regret them. I feel like I'm usually a good sport and a good person. Recently, I discovered I have a dark side. I can't get enough of tbagging people. I don't know what it is exactly, but it makes my game that much more fun. I get a kill and my thumb goes right to the crouch button. I don't reload, throw a grenade, or run away. My balls go directly on the face of my victim. If I'm too far away, I just drop my nuts right there so they see my higlighted profile. Dancing and waving just weren't doing it for me. I tried them both, but to no satisfaction. There is only one thing that can satisfy my urge. I don't care if you kill me 20 times and get you you once, nuts on the chin. I killed you with a Gjallarhorn, dunking my balls. I sit around a corner with my felwinters and kill you when you walk around said corner, you know what you're getting. My nova bomb is thrown in panic, on the rare ocassion I use a Thorn or a FR sniper, or my seeking scatter grenades gets you, the result will be the same. I don't care if you report me or do it back. Until I get help, there is no stopping my reign of terror. I feel like the Oprah of tbags sometimes. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH! Sorry for the long post, but I needed to get that off my chest. If you made it this far into the post, thanks. I feel much better.

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