The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma so fat, at lunch in highschool they called her the Hellmouth. Yo momma so fat one time she sat down too fast on the school bus and popped all its tires and that day was forever known as the Collapse. Yo momma so fat, men refer to the area between her legs as "The Darkness". Yo momma so fat she sat down and broke a couch in the waiting room for the hospital and rather than clean it up, the staff left it as warning with a label that said "Fate of all Fools". Yo momma so lonely the only love she gets from men comes from Stranger's Rifles.