Yo momma so fat, at lunch in highschool they called her the Hellmouth. Yo momma so fat one time she sat down too fast on the school bus and popped all its tires and that day was forever known as the Collapse. Yo momma so fat, men refer to the area between her legs as "The Darkness". Yo momma so fat she sat down and broke a couch in the waiting room for the hospital and rather than clean it up, the staff left it as warning with a label that said "Fate of all Fools". Yo momma so lonely the only love she gets from men comes from Stranger's Rifles.