Yo mama so fat, when Atheon opens a time stream, it only teleports her foot. Yo mama so Stupid, she thought the Vanguard was a car protection service Yo mama so fat, she killed Crota's oversoul by sitting on it Yo mama so ugly, I couldn't tell the difference between her and Phogoth. Yo mama so old, she and Atheon were friends in High School. Yo mama so Fat, She used the Traveler as a yoga ball.