SHOULDER CHARGE ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOULDER CHARGE ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! ARC IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACECHARGING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOULDER CHARGE ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOULDER CHARGE ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOULDER CHARGED ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOULDER CHARGE ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACECHARGE! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE CHARGE! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!