"Now see here, what I'm holding is an awesome gun called The Crushdeathinator. I got it from slaying Xylar the three headed dragon in VOG using nothing but Fatebringer. It does so much damage that merely looking at the shell casings is enough to blow your eyeballs out." "Well... I have this gun I found on the corpse of a Dreg. It does...more damage than yours, apparently." "WHAT"