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Edited by SSDxCrunchyWolf:
8/5/2015 4:27:05 AM
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Cutest/Hottest thing a girl has said to you.
What's the cutest/hottest thing a girl has said to you.
For girls it can be the cutest/Hottest thing a guy has said to you.
For me it would be "I'm not staring at you, I'm looking past you"
This person was really flirty and always stared at me.
[spoiler]I'm still forever alone though[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i cri evri tiem[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHello. Welcome to Windows 10 I am your digital assistant. Cortana.
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I like your hair
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Had a chick say her dick was bigger than mine.
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"Let me go make you a nice bamboo sandwich"... that's right babe you make me a bamboo sandwich( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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7 RepliesEighth grade, late for class. Hallway was empty for some reason.Two girls walking on the other side of the hallway, going the opposite direction. A girl whom I barely knew lifted her shirt and flashed me. I was in shock I couldn't do anything but keep walking while gawking like a twerp.
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"Put it in my arse, it makes me squeal"
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"I'm addicted to what your dick did"
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Last year we had a transfer student from Britain come to my school. I was put in charge of giving her a tour of the school. Not even to 10 minutes in and she's just staring at my hair and cheeks (face). She just asked if she could touch them because they look majestic as -blam!-.
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67 RepliesMe- "You realize what your saying right? You're romantically interested in a skinny, unathletic, nerdy gamer who's too smart for his own good and has no common sense whatsoever." She said- "Yes." And then she kissed me.
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Sometimes a talk to myself in a girl voice. #ForeverALawn
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"You're just like your father!" Ah, warms my heart. And my pillow. [spoiler]I cri evertim[/spoiler]
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13 RepliesI check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. “But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don’t even peek in there.” I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. “By the way who is in that room?” She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don’t give a ****. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow
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Girls touch my hair and say that it's adorable :3 [spoiler]I have very soft hair for a guy[/spoiler]
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Shove it in my pooper
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3 Replies"Are you sure you haven't done this before? Cause I think you have" ... My first time
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8 RepliesThings I cannot repeat on these forums, especially to a bunch of 15 year olds.
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I once had a girl hand me the key to her house and said "my dad is out of town for the next 2 weeks, and my mom won't be back till next Saturday."
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3 RepliesEdited by Deleted: 9/9/2015 9:25:25 PMShe said this. [quote]Yes I love u I love u BEWBS I love u face I love u butt[/quote] She really knows how to get me hot.
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Choke choke.....gag.....choke. i love it. ;D
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"I farted so loud and violently and Hershey squirts shot out with a plummeting hollowness."
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1 Reply"Yes!" Response to when I asked her to marry me. :D
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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Toast/envelope
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1 ReplyGirl said she wanted to marry me in kindergarten if only we hooked up:(
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"I'd let you guro me"
