*destiny year 10*
Me: *looks at vault*
Me: *sees shadow price at 365 damage*
Me: *smiles*
Me: well hello my old friend. I haven't used you in a while. Let's go for a raid.
Me: *takes into raid from year 5*
Shadow price: *attempts to kill level 100 enemy, but it it takes 3 & 1/2 mags to down weakest variant of enemy*
Me: oh that's not good my friend. Not good at all.
Me: *goes to tower to reminisce in vanilla times*
Me: you know shadow price, we had a good run together. You were my first legendary I ever obtained. I treasured you for 10 years in my vault. But now I must do the thing I have avoided doing for ten years
Me: *unlocks shadow price*
Me: it's for the best shadow price. I still love you, and I always will. But I think we both understand that this has to happen now.
Me: *starts to cry as I start dismantling shadow price*
Me: it is done.
Me: *plants weapon parts next to parkour tree* rest in pieces shadow price... Rest silently..
English
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Lord High Fixer will never die, slap yourself for saying that!