I am doorkin. I am friends with all the doors in my house. My favorite artist is The Doors. Sometimes I stand in front of people and make them twist my nipples for me to move out of their way, in a similar fashion a door would. I have a door in my room that I have taken out the knob so I have sex with that beautiful piece of carpentry. I hate being slammed and feeling unappreciated. Next time you see a door, think of me you ableist bastards.
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You can be any height and be an elf. You can be any weight and be an elf. You can be any gender, any race, and any other anything and be an elf, as long as you feel you are. Elves in media take on many varying appearances. I'm getting so tired of these better-than-thou elfkin trying to invalidate other elves or make themselves out to be more of an elf than other elfkin. Kin is not a contest, and when someone treats it like one, they honestly just look like a massive jackass.