That's who plays him

*brrring. brring. brring. * " hello?" "Yeah, hi, is this billmel8r's parents?" "Yep" "yeah, I am afraid to report your child has no understanding of humour" "Oh Bugger. Is it treatable?" " well we can't be certain but taking your child out back and slapping them a few times with a rubber chicken might help" " I will try that, I always said we were to soft. I blame myself" "yeah, you probably should"