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Edited by Sick my Duck:
8/2/2015 4:48:45 PM
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Sign here if you earned your thorn before xur sold it
Earning!!!
Edit: tell me how you earned your thorn
And if anyone else is selling it, tell me who and how much
Edit2: [spoiler]so there are obviously some butthurt people in this post. So for those of you that are slow, this is satire.
I have a thorn. I know there's only 1 way to get it[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI killed Captain Nebula after Organization XIII told me to, and when I went back to Hank Hill, he told me to speak to spongebob for the answer to the puzzle on the back of Chronos, wherein I found a merchant who sold me the Gjallarhorn, which was just a bonus. The merchant, who's name I never caught but who's T-shirt read "the first of the wise men", told me to go and defeat the Goliath Pinhead in the depths of the hellmouth. So I killed Pinhead, who WASN'T actually a Goliath (DAMMIT BUNGIE, FIX YOUR GAME), and when I emerged from the depths of hellmouth, Shrek told me to kill 500 guardians with void weapons and a kilo of heroin (not the drug. Shrek peeled 2.2 pounds of flesh off of a heroin) After that, Grundy and Bane told me to kill xylor the unwed, phogoth and guy Named tesla for it. Totally worth the hours it took.
