I assume most hatemail will come from pvp, but I guess you can get hatemail from pve activities as well if you troll.
Give me your best.
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No life. :D
http://imgur.com/YTp3t9B
I got called rushing trash. Lmao
My personal favorite in the comments:
"By the power of Odin I curse you and wish eternal pain and suffering on you head glitching piece of shit."
This ones almost adorable.
http://imgur.com/FRZT4m0
"I hope you step on a small Lego piece barefoot in the dark at 3 AM."
"You fist beagles"
Got told sniping was a bitch tactic from a 3 man party who were using shotguns like primaries in salvage. So many snipes off of revives. :D
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Went 38-6 one game using Summoner and Queenbreaker's Bow. Dude sent me this afterwards (misspellings included)... "Enjo yyou're ban bich reporte fo r lag swiching peace f shit -blam!-boi doosh" He was red bar all game, I was green. I replied with... "If you're going to insult someone at least make it readable. Lest you make yourself look like an illiterate moron." His reply... "Hahahaha giv me shit for speling nd you cant even spell! The wrd is "least" u -blam!-ing idiot!" *facepalm* Lest... [b]Lest[/b]... The word is -blam!-ing [b]Lest[/b]. Illiterate moron confirmed.
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"Do you shower in your sweat, brah?" I replied with "Nah, just with your tears" Never heard from him again...
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In a match that i was completely destroying in, I was on the run from an enemy, when all of the sudden I am surrounded by the entire team. So I doo what anyone would do. I jump around hoping that they miss. And they do for about 20 seconds. The some guy decides' hey i m going to teabag him even though I didn't get an assist.' So I kill him 8 more times with a teabag at each kill. Hate message: real mature. Me: says the guy who teabags with even though he didn't get the assist. Hate message: lol you suck kid. Next game I yabsolutly destroy him. He uses TLW (I use mida). Many teabags Me: look who is talking. Cant even kill me with tlw. Hate message: it isn't even leveled up. How tf am I supposed to get kills with that mile high recoil. Me: you get good. Recoil is nothing when you know how to manage. Proceeds to talk about how nobody can play good with the recoil. Not even the pros. Me: I must be the best crucible player in the world. Hate message: not even close. Me:then you must be the worst player in the world. Hate message: lol no you just mad. Me: No. You know why. Hate message: cuz ...(explicit) Me: its because I am the hero that this universe deserves, but not the one it needs right now. And so they'll hunt me. Because I'm not a hero. Im a silent guardian. A watchful protector... I am AndrsL. No reply.
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"your mather death insaide 9/11" i was in tears lol
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Never recieved one. Even if I made the whole team quit I don't get one
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"Wow you really had to lag switch to win, your pathetic" on regular elimination (slow internet)
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Hate mail? Who uses that anymore. You send lovey dovey mail,that'll leave em scared and disgusted. Your welcome ^-^
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This guy messaged me "fgt"
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Here's mine.... [spoiler] Ooh ooh We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but You're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've know each other for so long Your heart's been aching but You're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you[/spoiler]
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your best hatemail.
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And a voice message: You frame lagging piece of shit, there's no fuçking way you can kill me with a green. Turn off your mods bitch
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You have no skill camping in the back with a sniper, he was shotgun blinking and said it was easy to counter. Ah it's fun to push people into saying stupid shit
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I don't get hate mail. I'm too nice.
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"Looks like we know who has bungies small cock in their mouth. You will die tomorrow bitch, just watch. Your closest family memeber wipp get a brain tumor and die"
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My friend got called " a try hard tak wak suros user" in trials lol
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Not really the best hate mail but I got called a final rounder. My spear has field shout so wasting 5 rounds for the last one is a waste. I just happened to be on my last round when he strolled into my scope. I'm not gonna reload just to make people happy. Anyways I responded with. " your mom should have swallowed ".
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Not sure if you could call it hate mail but I got this after a round of IB today, we lost. PURRRRRRRRR!!!! I responded with..... [spoiler]That feels good on my balls honey, keep doing it.[/spoiler]
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Edited by ConqueredWorlds: 8/10/2015 11:47:01 PM"I kissed your dad last night and I wasn't to mad about it afterwards"
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It was a control game on asylum I was using praedyths revenge and killed all 6 of them as the came up the steps towards the room where b is right at the beginning of the game, probably like 20 seconds into it. They were a lobby of 6 and sent me a message saying reported for cheating by 6 people, along with a screenshot of him reporting me. I kicked their ass that game and they backed out during the countdown timer and the guy blocked me as well
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Mine was from a French guy so it kinda came out weird in English but it went something like: "Nike bang your mother and father" [b][i]NIKE-WHAT DOES IT MEAN I DONT UNDERSTAND [/i][/b]
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"Suck your dads dick -blam!-"
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I should smack the first one in the head [spoiler]with a dictionary[/spoiler]
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Your momma
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"Awesome Gamertag!" "Good Game" This people are tearing me a new asshole! :,( Seriously though no matter how good or bad I do I never get hate mail.
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"I bet you kiss girls -blam!-" "Why don't you quit streaming so much god damn porn while you're playing, maybe that will fix your lag, BY THE WAY I'm reporting you!" I kid you not, I've recieved both of these
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I was once threatened with rápè. Apparently he had just gotten out of prison and was going to -blam!- my ass so hard hahahaha. All because in cod black ops: hardcore S&D he was afk we wiped his team then lay prone around his feet so he couldn't move. At all. Then I throwing knifed his nuts. Me and my mates lost our minds and he was so angry. Best hate message ever!