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Edited by Allsour: 8/2/2015 11:28:10 AM
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Grill advice

So there's this grill who's been into me since 7th grade and I didn't know but I kinda liked her, too. But she was a year younger than me. (I'm a sophomore, she's a freshman.) And my friend talked to her blah blah blah she's still into me. Why I need advice is: 1. Never had GF. Always been rejected. 2. I'm a Christian. She isn't. 3. I moved to a different city like three days ago. We're three hours apart. 4. I could just be desperate. Should I get with her? [spoiler]Propane or Charcoal?[/spoiler]

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  • First you want to turn her on, let her get hot, grab your sausage, stick it in her, low and slow to keep it juicy, and finish by putting the sausage in the buns. [spoiler]in all seriousness, at your age you aren't looking for a marriage partner, you are looking to learn about relationship and how to be a great boyfriend so if there is no one else, give it a try. Worse thing tha can happen is it ends badly and that would be sad for a while but she lives far away and can't -blam!- up future relationships in your area so yeah. [/spoiler]

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