This is the last straw. It's like the government has labelled me with the words "children use caution!" I'm really not a pedophile, I swear, and I'm sick of this disdained opinion of me. I've always hated being on a one way street like this.
It's really not my fault! I feel like every time I open my mouth children are drawn to me. They just stare in awe at me when I come around. I know it probably pisses off their parents, but if I'm not with the kids I feel like I just always have some dirty Mexican inside me, just using me for his own profit. They always leave me alone and cold at night.
I mean, sometimes I really do enjoy giving the little kids my cream, it always leaves a big smile on their face, and sometimes some of my cream ends up on their little faces too hehe ;). Some call it prostitution because I have them pay me for my service, but I call it a gift to they for being so god damn cute.
I mean really though, I'm just trying to make these kids happy! Isn't that what every parent wants? A happy kid will his of her little tummy full of cream?! I just find it a tad ridiculous to call me a pedophile, especially considering the fact that I'm an ice cream truck.
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