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Paradai's incredible RP!

http://www.thistle.com/media/images/hotels/united_kingdom/inverness/thistle_inverness/restaurants_and_bars/pagebanner/full_thistle_inverness_hotel_restaurant.jpg http://cdn.mntm.me/5f/70/52/San-Diegos-Most-Amazing-Hotel-Pools-5f7052902af3414f96d6b0327de3a809.jpg Welcome, friends, to the one and only... [b]PARADAI'S HOTEL AND RESTAURANT[/b] Want a drink? Perhaps a relaxing day at the spa? Want a place to go for a while and get away from it all? This is the place to be. Here at Paradai's, we want to make sure our guests always feel as comfortable as possible. If you have any questions, just ask. We will gladly help in any way we can. Workers: [spoiler]Paradai: Hotel Manager TruthSeeker: Hotel Representative SmashandBURN: Partner of the hotel representative Murfpickle: Security Guard reverentharbor6: Soul Collector The Stranger: Bartender emmaviktor: Chef ShadowAnarchist: Armory Manager HopeXwhisper: Waiter The Peasant: Janitor thecmanjch: Hitman SHAD0WRID3RV: Security Guard Claym3n: Event Coordinator ottokevin: Room Manager Hyenaebon: Sanitation Expert Marcus Marcus: Moat Digger Caydzilla16: Rooftop Sniper BeatAssassin97: Bellman Phosphor: Bathroom Man EventHorizon: Security Guard NyeonColors: Gunsmith notcristina: Maid Blazeking: Blacksmith FrankS13: Garden Gnome DARK NINjA: Security Guard Frank the Shank: MLG Advertiser Atheon: Security Guard SleekThrone7: Security Guard goopgaming: 360 No Scoper A Fig: Male Stripper Isnipescarabs: Body Disposal swagmaster625: Official Lenny Seems Optimistic: Front Desk Dat Gas: Other Official Lenny Based DeeJ: Coca-Cola Dealer Thedeathofsonic: Special Explosives A Bored Muffin: Hotel Muffin starfish lord: Seafood Guy StrikerSpartan6: Cook Player Juan: Welcome Mat Rioichi_Kurosaki: Motivational Speaker Heron78: Aquarium Tender/Fish Feeder Circus a Colosus: Vet Not the FBI: Security Guard GhostTW312: Cat Circus Announcer Mr Waffles 993: Dank Meme Maker Marty McFly: The middle aged man who sits at the bar all day and whimpers over his girlfriend The Josh: The couch in the lobby GuitarPlayer111: Security Camera TK TiGeRz: Vault guard MurphyTheCat: Entertainer Captain Bonus: Waiter Senpai Shulk: Senpai SentientWhisper: Doorstop that doesn't work Tornus Emperor: The stuffed moose that gives valuable life advice Verdexx231: Plant in the lobby a common engram: Disco Ball Dan70: Lamp Brother Vance: Guy who never gives anybody what they want Dem0n Slayer 26: The cow that his blood siphoned to marinate the food Csjsharpshooter: Bartender radnorio: Floor Wax Aces: Bartender that asks out every girl he sees but gets rejected Haymantn: Bartender Mercury 2000: Resident Mad Scientist The Sophomore: Room Service kraftian: Vending Machine Blur: The Ghost that haunts the hotel shadow wolf: White Collar Assassin Deciever: Accountant Kpachi RAMASAMA: Rewards Wizard that sits in the stacking pancake mountains tajjs2: Room Service Lady yojotaisei: Guy that has bacon everyday teh loominarty: Leader of the Secret Lizard Base under the Hotel Potato Wizard: Hotel Potato forgottenavenger: Guy in the bathroom that helps you dry your hands Righteous Father: Heavily Armed Security Guard nachocheese1027: Nacho Cheese Talos Stormcrown: Moral Support jayzaryksgaming: Assassin of the Hotel Sukima and 5th: The waiter that always get your order wrong Sexual Sp00ky: Local Sp00ky seanthesp00khog: Hotel Fandom Meeting Organizer EpicCodeMaster: Tech Guy B1g_Baba: Official Rickroller sPOOKY X TARG3T: Secret Spy TalentedBump175: Chef DrProfessor Dr: Sarcastic Hot Chocolate Drinker Spookyapp448: Guy who inspects literally everything Damp towel man: 2nd 2nd Space Whale Scrubber Chessiekat: Hotel Cat spooky saviks: Space Dolphin RampagingKrieg: Guard of the Meat Fridge Fuoco136: Security Guard spooky hoodini: Bartender ProphetOfRegret: Prophet The Funky Dan: Cotton Picker Brendan: Fireman Salt Sweeper: Bartender [/spoiler] [quote][i]You can never have too many employees, am I right?[/i][/quote] [i]If you would like to apply for a job, just ask.[/i] Menu: Water (Free) Mountain Dew $1 Doritos $1 Soda $1 Chicken $3 Pizza $5 Sake $3 Tuna (Seafood Special) $4 Manatee (Seafood Special) [i]Okay, why the -blam!- do they have manatee?[/i] $5 Swordfish (Seafood Special) $4 Shrimp (Seafood Special) $3 Doughnuts $1 Hot Dogs $2 Burritos $2 Burgers $2 Salad $3 Soup $3 Ice Cream $1 Pie $5 Tacos $3 Nachos $2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ChimiChanga Ayy Lmao Kek and yeee [i]The reason the chimichangas have no price is because a man usernamed ChimiChanga came along and said that I should put his name on the menu. Breakfast Menu: Breakfast is free to any guest.[/i] Pancakes Cereal Biscuits Muffins Eggs Bacon Waffles French Toast Sausage Toast Bagels Happy Hour Menu (at the bar only) [i]Prices don't matter, you're drunk.[/i] Beer (of course) Wine (of course) Whiskey (of course) Cocktails Cake Vodka Absolut Vodka Honey Whiskey Bloody Mary Bourbon on the rocks Tequila Red Wine Bacon Bloody Mary White Wine Manhattan Hard Ale [b][u]HELP WANTED[/u][/b] Edit: 1000! It's no floodzone, but thanks guys! Edit: 1500! This thread grew pretty fast! :D Edit: 2000! We finally did it!

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