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7/28/2015 3:39:20 AM
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Alright 1) Do you have an STD 2) What position do you want me to pound you in? Do you want me to jack you off while I do it? [spoiler]Gotta sleep ;) I'll respond to whatever you send in the morning[/spoiler]
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1) I mean does that question really matter? 2) Can it be any?
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1) Don't you think it matters to me? 2) I thought we would compromise, since I was topping I would let you choose the position and one little tid bit about how we did whatever we chose, that fair enough?
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1 & 2) Really? Fine, because did you know it's all? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]yes this question goes for both[/spoiler]
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What do you even mean? Could you clarify what you mean, because it sounds like auto-correct decided to go hamtarro on you?
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(Hahaha) Don't you see? That I have ALL the STDs and I want ALL the positions?
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Let's focus on ALL the positions and not so much ALL the STDs, shall we?
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I'd that not what I was trying to eat? To let our poundings be wild and free?
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When I pound, where on you should I put my hands?
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Can it be on a pineapple to shove up? I think ever since I heard it it got kinky?
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Where do I shove the pineapple though? Who's going to take care of your tool?
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Why is it always worrying about me? What about you? What about everyone else? Can't it be happiness for all?
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From our conversation and all the other ones I've had, don't you think I care about other people's happiness more than my own?
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Haven't you heard the wise words that have rung through the valleys of freedom? That goes, "Treat yo self!"?
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Am I not getting enough happiness just from being in the mix? Am I just trying to make sure that you are happy, as I am?
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Can we just -blam!-? Like now?
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I dunno, can we ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?
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Are you ready bb? ARE YOU READY?! ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)
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You're the one getting pounded by my enormous -blam!-, shouldn't I be asking you?
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Well I think it would be fair to take turns? I'll get my strap on, okay?
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? You're a dude, are you really that small?
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What? You think I'm a guy?
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Didn't you indicate you were a guy earlier with multiple people? Aren't all of your characters male? Do you really think you can fool me?
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(haha) it's alright, though, because did you know the strap on is the pineapple?????( ͡0 ͜ʖ ͡0)
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Are you trying to make me horny? [spoiler]HOLY -blam!- GJALLARHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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Is that bad? And aren't gjallarhorns sexy? Did you just get your first?
