1) It could be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others 2) Minds are like parachutes, just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow someone elses 3) if it seems too good to be true, that's because it is 4) Believe in yourself, because everyone else could think you're an idiot 5) There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots 6) If you're not part of the solution there's good money to be made prolonging the problem 7) Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups