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I think this accurately describes what I've seen in #Offtopic the past few days. Thanks to Boomdeyadah for inspiring me to make one.
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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! [spoiler][b][/b][/spoiler]