Longest alliteration? Sir Stan Sea saw seven speds sitting straight stylishly slurping sloppy sauce staining several shirts, so sir stan sea sold several stained shirts in south sudan, seperately selling several sausage stained shirts in south sevilla, spain, surprising seven speds selling sloppy sauce in south Senegal, suddenly scaring several speds stealing sloppy sauce south Sydney, several speds said sorry, surprisingly sir stan sea said, "stealing = suspension".