Tell her it's only good with a coffee. Id tell Jarvis to put the keurig on hypermode. I'd catch fresh coffee with my hand, and begin flicking it at her as to prepare my meal with the donut. She becomes coffee. I yell to her "I CANT WAIT TO EAT YOU" in a sarcastic tone, followed by an obvious loud chuckle as she's most certainly deafened from the hot coffee transmogrification. The donuts silence the coffee, like a pot of steaming water removed from the stove top.