So a horse walks into a bar, and a customer asks the bartender why the horse looks so sad all the time? The bartender says “He hasn’t laughed ever sense he lost his wife” The customer responds, “We`ll see about that”. And walks over to the horse, takes him outside and whispers something in his ear. They come back and the horse is laughing like the joker. 2 weeks later the customer returns and there’s a container of money to those who can shut the horse up from laughing. The customer tell the bartender to not worry and takes the horse to the side again. They come back and the horse is quiet again. So the bartender asks the customer, “What did you say to the horse to make him laugh so much that he had to be shut up?” The customer says “To make him laugh I told him that his penis is bigger than mine, and this time I showed him mine”