Wrath: Ye shall not rage at the noobs that will not shut up or listen during raids. Ye shall merely mute and/or kick them.
Greed: Ye shall not take all the heavy ammo when teammates are nearby and no enemies are present. Nor shall ye take the scorch canons and/or pikes when another is using and/or in need of them. This is the gravest of sins guardian.
Sloth: Ye shall not AFK during strikes, as this will cause ye to be reported and/or banned by the great and powerful Bungie.
Pride: Ye shall not act entitled to other players in the crucible because ye sport a special emblem. Thou shall die a terrible death while tbagging a competitor at the hands of their teammates.
Lust: Thou shall not lust after Petra in the reef, for she will take your manhood and feed it to Skolas.
Envy: Ye shall not be envious of another's RNGESUS blessing. Your time shall come if ye are deserving and patient.
Gluttony: Thou shall not be a kill whore in control. Thou shall play the objective or move on to clash, skirmish or rumble.
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lol funny
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I have noticed a trend that if you wait on heavy ammo you will get heavied by the other team, I will look on the radar and if you are close and moving toward me I will wait. Otherwise some having is better than none. Most time I go after their heavy.
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10/10
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Envy: Ye shall not be envious of another's RNGESUS blessing. Your time shall come if ye are deserving and patient. Ok let's start on that particular sin; I don't feel that sin or any sin listed above for that matter. But u have to say that when something like this happens is not the player's fault, but the programmers. When a person who gets a Thunderlord and only gets 6 ppl and only got 1 control place completed and the one that gets 20 kills gets nothing, you kinda can't help but to wonder: Is this fair?
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Bump. Glad to see RNGesus gave you the law while you were up on mount ScrubNai.
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So true
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Edited by nevai: 7/19/2015 8:33:36 PMWhat about kicking people without Gjallarhorn? Never done that but have met this kind of people.
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Nice.
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The gluttony one! How come I'm always objectively correct?
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I love this xD all so accurate!
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Deserves a bump.