If Destiny’s 2.0 announcement was a 1960’s Ad
[b]
BUNGIE:[/b] “Say there guardian!”
*Guardian points at himself*
[b]
BUNGIE:[/b] “Yes you!”
[b]
BUNGIE:[/b] “Does RNG keep leaving you feeling like less and less of a Guardian, and more like a filthy common Dreg??
*Guardian looks sad as he shakes his head*
[b]BUNGIE:[/b] “Do you wish you had a bigger more powerful gun? That you could finally be the go to guy for Raids, and Trails of Osiris”?
*Guardians eyes sparkle up*
[b]
BUNGIE:[/b] “Or do you just simply wish you could finally beat that rascal, Skolas?”
*Guardian shakes his head up and down, very excitedly*
[b]
BUNGIE:[/b] “Well do we ever have the product for you! and no, it’s not a free Gjallarhorn silly! It’s update 2.0!”
*Guardians face looks mad*
[b]
BUNGIE[/b]: “With this all encompassing update, we’ve taken peoples favorite guns, and recklessly ruined them with Nerfs ! This way you won’t feel so bad about your sissy underpowered guns, which you been squirreling away in that dusty old vault”
*Guardian gives the finger as he starts walking away*
[b]BUNGIE[/b]: “Hey come back here! You still owe us $40.00 for doing this for you!
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