Year one is coming to an end and we will have a greater influx of casuals than Christmas 2014. I decided to make a checklist for us [b][i][u]"Real"[/u][/i][/b] year one folks. For example of a casual just look at Deej. Without any further delays behold:
-Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives)
-Been a "real" Lv. 30 without iron banner gear.
-Been a "real" Lv. 32 without iron banner gear.
-know how to use both relics.
-Full set of Vog and Crota weapons.
-Max grimoire is a must
-Medal score of at least 1Million
-Platinum Destiny including a non cheese flawless raider.
-Gone flawless in Trials of Osiris with all 3 Classes.
-Moment of triumph completed
-Full set of at least [b]1[/b] faction shaders + Ship.
-Remember the Suros regime reign, Atheon push, Templar push, sniping from hobgoblins platform in Vog, Op Vex mythoclast, loot cave and more...
-Atleast 500 followers in bungie.net
-Must have jumped the hell mouth (horizontally) with a sparrow.
-Striker smash through VoG jumping puzzle
-Must have every adept weapon/PoE weapons suck
Feel free to add more.
This thread is meant for the elite of the elite. Casuals are not welcome and will be ridiculed. Everyone should be meeting the criteria! Signed if you are a "[b][i][u]real[/u][/i][/b]" year one guardian!
[b][i][u]Real OG:[/u][/i][/b]
-Ultron-19*
*Missing fate of all fools. Bungie pls give
[b][i][u]Butthurt casuals[/u][/i]:[/b]
[spoiler]Everyone not on the list above [/spoiler]
[b][i]I like to thank all of you [u]casuals[/u] for showing me some love! [/i][/b]
[i]Edit: I'm sorry if my try hard mega virgin zombie vampire ass among other insults offended some of you filthy casuals. It's all shit and giggles. Anyone in the ps4 that needs help with any end game content add [b]Ultron-19[/b] for help. [/i]
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I meet all the requirements except: -I have an Xbox One so I have Max Grimoire for that. -Missing Bones of Eao -Only 250+ Followers on Bnet but DeeJ follows me so... I think I at least earn an honorable mention. Feel free to follow me peeps to help my street cred to get into the OP ;) Those Bones won't evade me forever Not gonna buy a PS4... [b]OP AND I WILL GET THE FATE OF ALL FOOLS SOMEDAY!!![/b]
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I played since alpha but I struggle to get most of the above things. Still need to -Beat 35 PoE -Aquire all VoG weapons
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The amount of b8 here can attract the kind of people who set up the b8 in the first place.
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You forgot never stopped playing destiny since release. We can't have scrubs who "have lives" thinking they're elite
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You MUST know the trials of Kabar secret passage ways in VOG also!!!!
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Well I'm a year one..but I don't have anybody to do any of this with tbh XD these standards are higher than Snoop Dawg
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More like no life guardians only
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I done all of this and i 1 of the firts player on the world to beat solo crota normal hard an atheon solo normal and hard.nothing more to say......
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No life guardian only -Fixed
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A level 30 with iron banner gear is better than any 32 or 34.
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Do you get real money or real pussy? Nope
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Missing the FoAF? Filthy casual.
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lol, so basically sign here if you play Destiny 8 hours a day everyday and have no life.
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I'm actually good with all of that except for faction shader and ship, over level 100 DO and no drop.
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Most of these are plain rng lol
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*casually walks in* *looks around casually* "Oh sh!t" *casually turns around* *is pounced upon by 777 34s and torn to pieces*
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Salty Arrogant Tasteless Inconsiderate Redundant Elitist
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Yo yo yo my brotha real year ones know that we hunters bladedanced across the hell mouth first. Just sayin
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Max grim shouldn't be considered a necessity simply because not everyone enjoys playing every game type.
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Hahah what a no life
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You forgot being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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Real year one player= Played it in year one [i]Simple.[/i]
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real year one= played in the alpha and above
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Read the edit
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1000;)
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And hit