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>I prayed to master chief every night >my dad hears me and calls me a scrub >I call him a grunt >he energy swords me >I run into my room crying >I feel something warm behind me >it's master chief! >I spread my cheeks wide >he fills my bum with his gravity hammer >my dad comes in >master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub" >master chief is love, master chief is life
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    [quote]>I prayed to master chief every night >my dad hears me and calls me a scrub >I call him a grunt >he energy swords me >I run into my room crying >I feel something warm behind me >it's master chief! >I spread my cheeks wide >he fills my bum with his gravity hammer >my dad comes in >master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub" >master chief is love, master chief is life[/quote]

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  • [quote]>I prayed to master chief every night >my dad hears me and calls me a scrub >I call him a grunt >he energy swords me >I run into my room crying >I feel something warm behind me >it's master chief! >I spread my cheeks wide >he fills my bum with his gravity hammer >my dad comes in >master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub" >master chief is love, master chief is life[/quote]

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  • [quote]>I prayed to master chief every night >my dad hears me and calls me a scrub >I call him a grunt >he energy swords me >I run into my room crying >I feel something warm behind me >it's master chief! >I spread my cheeks wide >he fills my bum with his gravity hammer >my dad comes in >master chief looks him in the eye and says "git rekt scrub" >master chief is love, master chief is life[/quote]this

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  • XD. One of the best green-text-shrekovers ever

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