Well, despite the fact that I can effectively deny taking offense even if I [i]did[/i] and no one would be able to prove otherwise, none of what anyone has said has actually had an effect on me. Apart from making me laugh, because there's some damn funny shit in here. You're one of the very few to actually realise that this is one of the reasons why I came up with this in the first place. Technically, you win. But don't tell anyone I said that, though. ;)