Cool story bro. I liked the captain part, you know where you faked the whole story, mr captain wanker, sitting around sipping your tea, while your uncle is in the other room -blam!- your daughter, dirty Brit you're too cute
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True story Infact pauper little shit Cûnt... Tell your whore mother I asked how much for a suck and a fûcking!
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Now don't go off about getting sucked off while you have a wife! No wonder you're so pissy, you're a lousy husband to terrible children and cheat on her for others. Real charming
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Edited by pokkerdreng: 7/17/2015 11:46:39 AMThe queen must be disappointed in you for being such a failure. Using your big kid words, your pompous children must catch on fast. Given that they were broken condoms and failed abortions, your daughter is gonna grow up to be a prostitute and your punk son's body will be found under your little bridge after overdosing on drugs. Hm. Quite a legacy my friend. [spoiler]ahoy captain! Pick up your bucket and mop, you've left shit all over the deck![/spoiler]