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Wouldn't we all run away in terror? Are you a dude?
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So what if I'm a dude? Does that make you uncomfortable?
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Do you think I should be comfortable watching another guy strip dance in front of me and that guy expects me to stick around and watch?
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Would it help if I told you that I'm incredibly sexy?
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Do you think I want to watch a guy strip, no matter how sexy?
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But what about all those rumors I heard about you?
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What rumors could you possibly have heard about me when you do not even know of my true identity?
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Why don't you reveal your true identity so we can put this to rest?
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Why should I allow a stranger of sorts to know my true self?
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Wait, don't you know who [i]I[/i] am?
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Wouldn't you agree a virtual presence is a distorted version of your true self, and that no one can truly know another through a computerized aid?
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Why would you distort yourself online? Are you ashamed of something?
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Why would I be ashamed of myself? Would you agree people can become both their best and worst self, when they realize no one has any prior information to understand their motives and personality?
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Why the psycho-babble? Can't a man just enjoy dancing without his pants on?
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Why wouldn't I enjoy dancing with pants ON rather than OFF?
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What if I'm just prejudiced against pants?
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Do you think it is my business what you are prejudiced against?
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Then why can't you accept that I want to dance without pants?
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Are you not trying to "suck me" into your dance with no pants? Is that not why I stood against its tyranny?
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Why must my choice equate to tyranny?
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Does tyranny not take different forms for different people? Did those under rulers such as Hitler find him a tyrant when he brought their country to the top of the world?
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Why did he wear his mustache like that?
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Was it not his choice, just as yours is to dance without pants?
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Then why is my choice tyrannical?
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Why is it to me, you might ask? Is it tyrannical, or was a no-pants philosophy one I didn't like, so I inflated its existence with a word holding negative connotations?