You already are salty, egging us on like that you obviously aren't calm. By giving us shit to throw at you (or attempt to) you are basically looking for a fight.
You don't have to be salty over anything in particular but you're salty that you've not been in enough internet arguments and feel you are missing out on something.
Therefore this is impossible to win because you can't be changed to a state you are in already.
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But my calm demeanor dictates I'm not actually looking for an argument. I've welcomed people to attempt to change that, but have yet to encounter such. Can that person be you, mayhaps?